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Impossible Object

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Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

I believe because it is impossible. - Tertullian

The impossible is often the untried. - Jim Goodwin

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible. - Italian Proverb

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

A good general not only sees the way to victory; he also knows when victory is impossible. - Polybius

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. - Muhammad Ali

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields


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