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Impossible Object

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Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Persistence is what makes the impossible possible, the possible likely, and the likely definite. - Robert Half

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. - Muhammad Ali

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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