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Impossible Object

Easy to draw but impossible to build

Impossible Object thanks to Joyce Welwood

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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

The impossible is often the untried. - Jim Goodwin

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

It always seems impossible until it's done. - Nelson Mandela

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis Of Assisi

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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