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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright