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Japanese Yen for Downside Housing

Downside House in a Rightside World

Japanese Yen for Downside Housing thanks to Jan Newell

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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