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Kid's Inspection For Hidden Cracks

Looking 'Behind' the scenes - no telling what he'll come up with

Kid's Inspection For Hidden Cracks thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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