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Kodak Moment

Ever had a Picture-Perfect moment and some moroff comes by to ruin the shot?

Kodak Moment thanks to Karen Moore

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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