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Lego Church

Competition for Robert Schuller's Crystal Cathedral

Lego Church thanks to Karen Moore

Always the same sermon from the same pulpit

Lego Church thanks to Karen Moore

Guaranteed same attendance figures week after week

Lego Church thanks to Karen Moore

Lego Church thanks to Karen Moore

Quick Facts:
Q: How long to build it?
A: One and a half years of planning, building & photographing.

Q: How many LEGO pieces did it take?
A: More than 75,000 pieces.

Q: How many LEGO people does it seat?
A: 1,372.

Q: How many windows?
A: 3,976.

The Lego Church features a balcony, a narthex, stairs to the balcony, restrooms, coat rooms, several mosaics, a nave, a baptistry, an alter, a crucifix, a pulpit, and an elaborate pipe organ.

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Christian Atheists: those who say they are Christians but choose to live like God doesn't exist. - Craig Groeschell

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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