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Life Sucks

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Life Sucks thanks to Karen Moore

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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Hans Christian Andersen

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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