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Life Sucks

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Life Sucks thanks to Karen Moore

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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

You must ruthlessly eliminate hurry from your life. - Dallas Willard

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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