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Life Sucks

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Life Sucks thanks to Karen Moore

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Life is too short to blend in. - Paris Hilton

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Life is a question and how we live it is our answer. - Gary Keller

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. - Alexander Woollcott

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

If you live your life afraid because you're afraid to live, then you live no life at all. - Unknown

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee


Cattle Breeding

Study to Fail

Light Bulb

Lifeguard Distancing

Giant Grasshopper

Horse Hearse

Train Boat

Yarn Bombing a Bus

Canned Art

Bubble Boy

High Wire Bear Feeder

Manitoba Thunderstorm

Watermelon Shark

Curses, Foiled Again

Recipe Holder

Where Do You Want To Eat?

Pick Up After Your Dogs!

Lego Bridge

Falls Trail Tree

Melting Kayak

Beetle Collection

Croc Diet

Plane Restaurant

Holiday Fun