Lineup For Dinner
Cats with dinner bells
QuotaBillsYou gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen