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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. - Mark Zuckerberg

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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