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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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