Lottery Keys

Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

FAX: What you lie about to the I.R.S. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. - Mark Zuckerberg

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco