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Truck non-safety - how NOT to work on your pickup

Mexican Repair Shop thanks to Bob Tasse

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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