QuotaBillsGin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli