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Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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