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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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