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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche


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