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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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