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Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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