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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

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Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

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