Mouse Christmas Ornament
Why leave mice on the floor - fling em' on your tree!
QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb
A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker
There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard