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Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape

How not to use packing tape for your next move

Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape thanks to Karen Moore

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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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