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Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape

How not to use packing tape for your next move

Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape thanks to Karen Moore

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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson


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