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Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape

How not to use packing tape for your next move

Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape thanks to Karen Moore

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The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal


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