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Negotiations Texas Style

Texas solves the Middle East Peace Process impasse

Negotiations Texas Style thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

How y'all settle things in Texas

President George W. Bush, center, discusses the Middle East peace process with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon of Israel, left, and Prime Minister of the Palestinian National Authority Mahmoud Abbas in Aqaba, Jordan, June 4, 2003

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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