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Negotiations Texas Style

Texas solves the Middle East Peace Process impasse

Negotiations Texas Style thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

How y'all settle things in Texas

President George W. Bush, center, discusses the Middle East peace process with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon of Israel, left, and Prime Minister of the Palestinian National Authority Mahmoud Abbas in Aqaba, Jordan, June 4, 2003
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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy


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