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New Lighting Standard for Apartment Buildings

One lantern fits all!

New Lighting Standard for Apartment Buildings thanks to Ron Kroeker

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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