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Newfie Bike Lock

Spaghetti code for a Newfie cyclist

Newfie Bike Lock thanks to Shane Kronebush

Ask a Newfie to lock your bicycle for you

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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