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Noah's Holey Ark

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

By perseverance the snail reached the ark. - Unknown

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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