(A) The Little White Chapel's Drive Up Wedding Window, Wedding Wonderland, 1301 Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas, Nevada - Good enough for Joan Collins & Michael Jordan
(B) The Chapel Of Love's 'SAY I DO' Wedding Drive Thru, 1431 Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas, Nevada
QuotaBillsMarriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland