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Overloaded Train Ride - Tickets Please!

New Amtrak train route in Delhi, India

Overloaded Train Ride - Tickets Please! thanks to Gandhi Mukkavilli

Try to get a seat on this crowded train

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I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. - Margaret Thatcher

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Steven Wright

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. - Kin Hubbard

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

This is an impressive crowd: the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite; I call you my base. - George W Bush

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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