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Parking Spot For Women

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Parking Spot For Women thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding


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