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Parking Spot For Women

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Parking Spot For Women thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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