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Police Cycle-Crotch Rider

How would you like to be the last crotch in this cyclist's lineup?

Police Cycle-Crotch Rider thanks to Jim Serritella

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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