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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on thick and exactly in the right places. - Samuel Butler

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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