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Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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