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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

The best armor is to keep out of range. - Italian Proverb

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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