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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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