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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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