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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn

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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn thanks to Karen Moore

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

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Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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