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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn

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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn thanks to Karen Moore

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Reverse: Repeating poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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