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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn

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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn thanks to Karen Moore

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Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Raisin: 1. A worried grape; 2. A grape with a sunburn. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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