QuotaBillsPolice do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. - Chevy Chase
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
With the catching ends the pleasure of the chase. - Abraham Lincoln
You can only have bliss if you don't chase it. - Henepola Gunaratana
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi
I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne