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Safety Pin Face

There was this pain-in-the-neck guy at the party...

Safety Pin Face thanks to Martin Grosse

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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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