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Safety Pin Face

There was this pain-in-the-neck guy at the party...

Safety Pin Face thanks to Martin Grosse

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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