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Secret For A Long, Happy Life

Learning to deal with stress

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”
Secret For A Long, Happy Life thanks to Henry Archibald

A lifetime of whiskey

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!” says the passer-by. “How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My life has been nothing but a failure. - Claude Monet

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have or do. - Brian Tracy

I became a poet at the age of sixteen. I did not intend to do it. It was not my fault. - Margaret Atwood

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough. - Oprah Winfrey

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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