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Secret For A Long, Happy Life

Learning to deal with stress

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”

Secret For A Long, Happy Life thanks to Henry Archibald

A lifetime of whiskey

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!” says the passer-by. “How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?' - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existence. - Sarah Dessen

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life simply by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

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Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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