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Secret For A Long, Happy Life

Learning to deal with stress

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”
Secret For A Long, Happy Life thanks to Henry Archibald

A lifetime of whiskey

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!” says the passer-by. “How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

The life that is unexamined is not worth living. - Plato

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

If you live your life afraid because you're afraid to live, then you live no life at all. - Unknown

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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