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Sewer Fishing Forbidden

Sewer Fishing forbidden in some parts of the world

Sewer Fishing Forbidden thanks to Bruce Milne

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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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