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Sewer Fishing Forbidden

Sewer Fishing forbidden in some parts of the world

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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