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Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils

Snake floss for one who 'nose' best

Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils thanks to Martin Grosse

India's C. Manoharan ('Snake Manu') swallowed 200 earthworms each measuring at least 10 cm (4 in) long in 30 seconds at Chennai City, Tamil Nadu, India, on 15 November 2003. Here he's using 'snake floss' - feeding a small snake into his mouth and passing it out through his nose.

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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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