Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude!
'Fall' Leaves - Childish leap of faith
Little Johnny wondered how long it would take to later clean up the leaves
QuotaBillsChildren are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John
My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky
The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields
Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi
I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero
If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache
Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell