Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude!

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer