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Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One

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Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One thanks to Ben Lavrinoff

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. - William James

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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