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Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Dignity is the quality that enables a man who says nothing and knows nothing, to command a great deal of respect. - John Raper

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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