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Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. - William James

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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