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Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One

Tired of hearing, 'We never do anything together'?

Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One thanks to Ben Lavrinoff

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. - William James

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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