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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher


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