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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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