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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx


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