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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

Introducing the company Work Break

Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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