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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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