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Weightlifting du Jour

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A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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