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All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall


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