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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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