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All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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