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This cat may be strong, but smell isn't everything

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Weightlifting du Jour

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When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen


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