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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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