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This cat may be strong, but smell isn't everything

Super Cat thanks to Martin Grosse

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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