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Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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