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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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