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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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