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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck


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