'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer