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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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