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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner


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