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Fate is character. - William Winter

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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