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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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