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Fate is character. - William Winter

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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