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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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