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The cow can't believe its luck - if only it's edible
QuotaBillsNever kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas