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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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