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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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