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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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