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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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