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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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