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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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