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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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