Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown