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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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Croc Lunge

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Redneck Spoon

Cheating

Be Very Quiet

Quick Rubik's Cube

Window Sundial

Helping Hands

Short On Electricity

Amish Friends

Spiral Roots

Tree Sorrow

Domino Crossing

Family Reunion

Roll Me Over

Hockey PlayHers

Concealed Weapon

Lettuce Face

Devoted Husband