Waiting For Windows To Boot

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Start slow and taper off. - Walt Stack

If you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

If your competitors start copying you, then you are doing something right! - Jay Baer

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age. - Unknown

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma