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Start by starting. - Meryl Streep

If you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things start happening when you start believing. - Unknown

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will. - Stephen King

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

Getting Ahead: A process which implies that one must have one to start with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age. - Unknown

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma


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