Waiting For Windows To Boot

Start by starting. - Meryl Streep

Gentlemen, start your egos. - Billy Crystal

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre