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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

If you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver

If you want an audience, start a fight. - Gaelic Proverb

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

Entremanure: People who start real crappy dot com companies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

Getting Ahead: A process which implies that one must have one to start with - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Anytime you start a sentence with 'I Am' you are creating what you are, and what you want to be. - Unknown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Most people don't start because they don't want to be seen starting at the bottom. Don't be most people. - Unknown

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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