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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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