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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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