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Wallusion

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Wallusion thanks to Roy Taylor

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Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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