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Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


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