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'Watch Your Step' Apartment Sales

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'Watch Your Step' Apartment Sales thanks to Karen Moore

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Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive. - Marianne Williamson

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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