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Wedding Cake For The Submissive Husband

His problems started on his wedding day

Wedding Cake For The Submissive Husband thanks to Vikky Levan

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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