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Wedding Cake For The Submissive Husband

His problems started on his wedding day

Wedding Cake For The Submissive Husband thanks to Vikky Levan

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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