When Not To Stop Too Fast
When your cargo letsgo
Through Load or OverLoad?
QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin