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Where There's Ice There's A Bear

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Where There's Ice There's A Bear thanks to Roy Taylor

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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