Where Weir'd Frogmen Jump In

I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson