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World's First Hard Hat

Womens Lib in prehistoric times

World's First Hard Hat thanks to Daniela Crisan

In a world before unions

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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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