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World's First Hard Hat

Womens Lib in prehistoric times

World's First Hard Hat thanks to Daniela Crisan

In a world before unions

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Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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