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World's First Hard Hat

Womens Lib in prehistoric times

World's First Hard Hat thanks to Daniela Crisan

In a world before unions

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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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