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World's Tallest Woman

What does a 320 pound woman look like?

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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