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What does a 320 pound woman look like?

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

World's Tallest Woman thanks to Karen Moore

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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