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Wrong Way Train

Train derail-meant - your last train ride

Wrong Way Train thanks to Karen Moore

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He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio

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Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools. - C Simmons

He's thirty-one this year. Last year he was thirty. - David Coleman

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on the list. - Unknown

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Last year we said, "Things can't go on like this," and they didn't, they got worse. - Will Rogers

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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