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Wrong Way Train

Train derail-meant - your last train ride

Wrong Way Train thanks to Karen Moore

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The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

An apology is the best way to have the last word. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on the list. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Tell 'em we're all decreased - we went last night in a suicide pact. - Archie Bunker

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

That which lasts long is not easily got. That which easily got, does not last long. - Amitabh Bachchan

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for either the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. - Betty Smith

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Chefs are nutters. They;re all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them. - Gordon Ramsay

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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