Wrong Way Train

Fortissimo at last! - Gustav Mahler

Last will and tentacle - Archie Bunker

Kissing don't last; cookery do! - George Meredith

He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind. - Gilbert Seldes

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. - Karl Marx

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Like warmed-up cabbage served at each repast, the repetition kills the wretch at last. - Juvenal

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright