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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer