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When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee


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