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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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