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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran